2nd-Hand Flatulance Prompts New Butts Out Policy

World Net Daily ^ | 3/26/07 | Unknown

[R. Scott]

Charles Martel - sounds like a Frankish name to me!

[Mr. Jeeves]

Not cheap, but it works every time.

[vetvetdoug]

Did someone step on a duck?

Stewart must have squashed the entire flock.

[Maximus of Texas]

I'm starting to question our friendship when you only ping me to fart threads.

Speaking of which, I'm sitting here having breakfast at Denny's. I may send up a test ballon to see what kind of reaction I get from the other diners.

[rzeznikj at stout]

Not directly...

However, it can be argued that "beer" and "fart" often go hand in hand...8^)

Will ping when I get home...

[tuffydoodle]

You're the only person I know besides me that owns a fart machine.

If I ate breakfast at Denny's I wouldn't need the machine.

[kalee]

Too much Bubble and Squeak?




A traditional English dish typically made from vegetable leftovers.

Bubble and Squeak

Serves 4

450g (1lb) Potatoes, cooked and mashed
225g (8oz) Cabbage or Brussel Sprouts, cooked and finely chopped
25g (1oz) Butter or Oil
1 Onion, finely chopped

Heat the butter or oil in a large frying pan.
Add the onion and cook until soft and transparent.
Add the potatoes and cabbage (or sprouts).
Mix well.
Fry over a medium heat, turning occasionally, for 15 minutes or until golden brown.
Serve with bacon and eggs for breakfast or as part of a supper dish.

[dfwgator]

I have a simple rule for determining when it's time to marry a woman. When you are comfortable enough to fart in her presence, then you will know it's time. Extra points if you are comfortable farting in the bed and then pulling the covers over her head afterwards. :)

[AppyPappy]

I was working a PGA tournament Pro-Am and one of the workers had a Fart Box. That was until Leslie Nielson "got wind of it" and appropriated it. He used it all over the course during tee offs and putts. It later made an appearance on Johnny Carson.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Good recovery from our last conversation!

[dfwgator]

Yep, I learned my lesson.

[Gabz]

Honey, when did you change your screen name???????

[Continental Soldier]

Congrats! You have brought romantic refinements to a new level. No doubt many girls will never forget you! :)

[dfwgator]

I know my wife won't. :)

[rzeznikj at stout]

Beer Ping!

A low to medium ping list aimed at all of us who, well, love our beer…

FReepmail rzeznikj at stout to be added or struck from the list…

[Maximus of Texas]

"You're the only person I know besides me that owns a fart machine."

You need to get out more.

[dynachrome]

Good thing smoking was banned with that guy in the pub. Coulda been a big explosion!

[rzeznikj at stout]