Those inbread conservatives! They can't even count to ten. They can count up to five on their right hand but when it comes to counting on the left, they can't stomach anything that has to do with the left.
/sarcasm.
"inbred". However, I once joked with a leftist friend of mine that it was a physiological impossibility for me to turn left in my car, but had to make a series of three right hand turns. He thought that was lots funnier than my Hillary jokes.