[Porterville]

If I were british, I'd throw boiled cabbage at the whole of Persia. And then let a million angry persians in my borders to take over..... and then build the largest mosque in the world in the heart of london. and then eat baklava and then wrap my women in burkas and take away all liquor and booze and demand no pork products and demand no freedom of speech and demand anyone who breaks the tenants of ilsam be tortured.

[knarf]

You forgot Peter Rabbit aka Poo Poo the dog.