would a case of beer do the job?
Guiness flows from my kitchen sink, baby. Beer, I got.
Renumeration should range between Hostess Fruit pies, to Subway double-meat BMTs, to Marie Callander's coconut cream pie.
Gummy Bears are no longer allowed, as my doctor determined that they can literally melt into my stomach lining. Great for ulcers, but bad for digestion.