I've looked into the matter and have concluded that I never played second trombone in the Philadelphia Orchestra. In fact, I never played any position in the brass section of that organization.
I'm still looking into any possible involvement I might have had with the Boston Symphony, but it is too soon to go public with a final conclusion.
Agent 86: " Right now, there are 200 fully trained agents swarming the area. You can't get away...
Zeigfried: "Oh really?" Agent 86: " Would you believe 20 agents and some Boy Scouts?
Zeigfried:"No". Agent 86:" A couple of elderly women with their umbrellas?