Iran could invade the U.S. and the Lib/ Jihad Firster alliance would still defend the Mullahs.
Here is one thought from DU that I swiped from their site:
"Newsjock (1000+ posts) Sat Mar-24-07 10:27 PM
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1. What's that giant sucking sound I hear?
Oh, it's just the price of oil going back up to the level Cheney wants it to be. Well played, Dick. And as for US "News," looks like you just got played. Suckers."
hehehehehe, they are sooooooo bright to pick this up so quickly /s