Sure, tis no surprise.
Everybody wants to be Irish!
Welcome aboard me,...eh,...boy?
Sure and the Black and Tans are upon us again!
But everyone knows ye don't have to be Irish, to be Irish!
An O'Bama, ye say? You're of the auld sod, surely!
Only there's just one more question, me lad: Catholic or Protestant!!?
(I hear me banshee calling.)