[George W. Bush]

<Sam Kinison>You live in a desert! </Sam Kinison>

Don't encourage them! They might descend on flyover country like a biblical plague of locusts.

That was one of Kinnison's best bits.

Kinison and world hunger (00:04:50 into the clip)

[Dog Gone]

California does provide a continuing political entertainment show for the rest of the country.

Smelt, whatever the hell they are, are more important than the residents of basically the southern 2/3rds of the entire state.