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To: saveliberty
Michael Newdow was jogging through the woods, somewhere in northern California, when, way off in the distance, he spots a grizzly bear.

The bear sees Michael and bounds after him. Michael runs for his very life, but is no match for the bear. Just as the bear is about to overtake him, Michael exclaims, "Oh, my God!".

Suddenly time itself is frozen, the bear is stopped in mid-stride. It is silent, no birds, no wind, nothing.

And a booming voice calls out, "So now do you believe".

Micheal looks sheepishly down and whines, "I can't change now. I have the court cases. My friends will think I'm nuts. Make the bear a believer, then he will be gentle".

The voice replies, "Done!".

The bear comes back to life, stops charging and looks gently at Micheal. Then the bear drops down to his haunches, raises his hands in prayer, bows his head, and says, "Thank you, Lord for the meal I am about to receive..."

1,133 posted on 03/30/2007 7:23:54 AM PDT by dinasour (Pajamahadeen, SnowFlake, and Eeevil Doer.)
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To: dinasour

Bwhahahahaha :-)


1,134 posted on 03/30/2007 8:07:37 AM PDT by saveliberty (Prayer blizzard for Tony and Jill Snow and their family.)
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To: dinasour; defconw; All

FYI

Tom Maguire tells his readers that prayer to Pope John Paul II is helpful and suggests to all to give it a try for Tony and for Elizabeth Edwards.

http://justoneminute.typepad.com/main/2007/03/a_miracle.html


1,135 posted on 03/30/2007 9:12:59 AM PDT by saveliberty (Prayer blizzard for Tony and Jill Snow and their family.)
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