"A reader says that he had a T-shirt made that said: "Stop Continental Drift!" It made as much sense as "Stop Global Warming.""
I have to disagree...
Continental Drift is actually happening... Global Warming... Not so much.
After the big L.A. earthquake I bought a sweatshirt that said "STOP PLATE TECTONICS"
I don't think that many people understand it, if you get my drift.