...and He delivered the Sermon on the Hill, promising fire and brimstone for all those who disagreed with Him on Global Warming unless they get themselves to rehab.
2.Then he opened his mouth and taught them, saying:
3.“Blessed are the poor in Lear jets, For theirs is the kingdom of taking commercial flights.
4. Blessed are those who mourn for mother earth, For they shall be comforted by Gia
5. Blessed are the meek minded For they shall inherit a copy of The Inconvenient Truth”
6.Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for environmental righteousness, For they shall be filled with ignorant bliss.
7. Blessed are the merciful, For they shall obtain many carbon credits.
8.Blessed are the pure in heart, For they shall see Liberals.
9 Blessed are the peacemakers, For they shall be called sons of Al Gore
10Blessed are those who are persecuted for environmental righteousness, For theirs is the kingdom of moon bat heaven.
11“Blessed are you when they revile and persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you falsely so I can fly my G4
12Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for great is your reward in moonbat heaven, for so they persecuted the environmental prophets who were before you.