[politicalwit]

I'm cranking up the charcoal grill later this evening....got any additional carbon credits available (gotta cook the taters too)?

[Tarpon]

Sure how many do you need? You will feel better after you pay me, and you can tell all your friends you are carbon neutral.

[Drammach]

You can have my carbon credits when you pry them from my cold, dead, oven-mitt covered fingers..

My credit balance is engraved on the spatula..

[jonrick46]

I am popping the beer can. There's lots of CO2 for a loud burp for the Enviro-Marxists. For those who want to express their CO2 in a non alcholic way, there's baked goods. If they get rid of such pleasures, we'll be on unleavened bread and brewing our own wine. The first time people had to eat Matzah, it was during the Passover. And you know what happened then!