(L.A. Music Center) Just Added: Special One Night Engagement with Bill Clinton

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[doug from upland]

Well, S. California FReepers, I'm sure you won't want to miss this.

Just Added: Special One Night Engagement with Bill Clinton

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The Honorable William J. Clinton, 42 President of the United States Sunday, April 15, 2007, 8:00 P.M. William Jefferson Clinton was elected President of the United States in 1992, and again in 1996. Under his leadership, the United States enjoyed the strongest economy in a generation and the longest economic expansion in U.S. history. President Clinton currently heads the William J. Clinton Presidential Foundation, established to strengthen the capacity of people in the United States and throughout the world to meet the challenges of global interdependence. To accomplish this mission, the Foundation currently focuses its work on: the battle against HIV/AIDS, climate change, global poverty and childhood obesity in the United States through the Alliance for a Healthier Generation. (Oh, wouldn't I love to hack this into their website.) In addition, everyone knows that he was impeached. They know he raped Juanita Broaddrick. They know he allowed missile technology to be sold to China. They know he committed perjury, suborned perjury, turned in a false affidavit to the court, destroyed documents, intimidated witnesses, and tried to deny a lowly employee her day in court. He took advantage of a troubled girl in the Oval Office who was just slightly older than his daughter. He deposited his DNA on the Great Seal and who knows where else. He is a lying, disgusting, perverted piece of **** who did great damage to our national security. His wife, Satan's Daughter, is a power mad witch, who is a threat to this great nation second only to the Islamofascists. If you are bringing your wife, daughter, or sister to this event and they happen to be cute, put a lockbox on them.

[kittymyrib]

Nothing about Monica and Juanita Brodrick in the bio....

[alisasny]

The day taxes are do..... too funny : )))

[Reaganesque]

Be advised, the first several rows of the auditorium will be reserved, at the speaker's request, for "women with big ta-tas and plunging necklines".

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Under his leadership, the United States enjoyed the strongest economy in a generation and the longest economic expansion in U.S. history.

You'd think the leader would give credit to the architech: Robert Rubin of Goldman Sachs.

[sappy]

"....strongest economy in a generation and the longest economic expansion in U.S. history.."

all a bloated, fraud laden bubble of virtual nothing.

[peyton randolph]

Be advised, the first several rows of the auditorium will be reserved, at the speaker's request, for "women with big ta-tas and plunging necklines".

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Pity for the janitorial staff who have to clean up the dressing room sink.

[Quick or Dead]

William Jefferson Clinton was elected President of the United States in 1992, and again in 1996. Under his leadership, American satellite technology was sold to the Chinese for campaign contributions, the federal government was shut down, pardons were bought, perjury was committed, two nations were invaded by American troops, American interests at home and abroad were attacked by Muslim terrorists, the Branch Davidians were burned alive by the ATF, Al Gore served as Clinton's bagman, one million foreign nationals were naturalized under Citizenship USA just in time for the 1996 election, and the United States military was cut down to its bones.

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[doug from upland]

You asked for it. From the archives.


MIDI - IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE -- http://tinpan.fortunecity.com/808/592/roxette.htm (2nd version)

Lonely evenings…when my wife was…with a woman…once again
Has she been a lezbo…all of her lifetime…has she always…hated men…hated men

I will miss your porcelain glow…very much

I love you my sink…but it’s over now
I love you my sink…more than Monica Cow
I love you my sink…but it’s over now
I must carry on…I will do it somehow

January’s…fast approaching…Bush will be here…it’s the end
Interns gave me pleasure…but nothing like you…it is silly to pretend

So I will miss your porcelain glow…so very much

I love you my sink…but it’s over now
Love you my sink…more than Monica Cow
I love you my sink…but it’s over now
I’ll try to carry on…somehow I’ll carry on

(short musical interlude)

I love you my sink…but it’s over now
I love you my sink…more than Monica Cow
I love you my sink…but it’s over now
Yes, I must carry on, I know…I’ll do it somehow

I’ll miss you my little sink…what are you gonna do
I am so afraid that I’m gonna see…they will be trashing you

I love you my sink…but it’s over now
You were my soulmate…you were my soulmate

I still love you
I love you my sink
I love you my sink
I still love you

[Tzimisce]

Do I even want to ask what he'll be singing?

[Publius]

He'll be playing sax.

[Pagey]

A "Thank you" BUMP!

[peyton randolph]

LOL. Those lyrics should inspire a Stan Lee graphic novel.