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Using Live Mice...

Posted on 03/20/2007 12:30:33 PM PDT by John Robinson

We technicians here in the Free Republic server room experimented with real mice attached to our computers. Unfortunately, not one mouse survived being plugged-in for more than a few minutes. We've reverted back to the hamsters, they're more durable and they know how to dance to the electronic pop music we enjoy.

You should notice a significant improvement in response time.

Go go hamsters.


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To: sionnsar; tuliptree76

Nice truck! Where are the shower curtains? And this place has crumbs in the corners ... we're gonna have rodent problems ...


261 posted on 04/01/2007 9:11:52 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I have noticed that nothing I never said ever did me any harm." ~ Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Just another Joe; stephenjohnbanker; sionnsar; tuliptree76; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
How prophetic:

All of you people are sick and twisted.

You haven't seen anything yet.

I predict a 3,000+ reply thread here.


Actually, it's going to be closer to 4,000 posts by the time we're done with it.

And as far as being sick and twisted.....You have NO idea....

Welcome to the Undead Thread.
262 posted on 04/01/2007 9:42:04 AM PDT by rottndog (If you don't believe in the abolition of government run schools, your views aren't radical enough.)
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To: rottndog

I'm not sick! I'm feeling just fine today!

Wednesday is poorly, though; I think she has a bladder infection. Of course it had to be on the weekend ...


263 posted on 04/01/2007 9:44:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I have noticed that nothing I never said ever did me any harm." ~ Calvin Coolidge)
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To: Tax-chick
Would you rather have her peeing all over the house when you're not there?

Poor kitty. Maybe she needs some mouse therapy:

264 posted on 04/01/2007 9:52:07 AM PDT by rottndog (If you don't believe in the abolition of government run schools, your views aren't radical enough.)
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To: rottndog

Good point. She'll have to spend tonight in the garage. I couldn't sleep at all last night, imagining all the places she was piddling.

I think she's constipated, too.


265 posted on 04/01/2007 9:58:12 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("I have noticed that nothing I never said ever did me any harm." ~ Calvin Coolidge)
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To: rottndog; Just another Joe

Hi, rottie! Hi, Joe!


266 posted on 04/01/2007 10:05:50 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

constipated kitty....need a bigger mouse for mouse therapy...

Hey 'Face!


267 posted on 04/01/2007 10:08:48 AM PDT by rottndog (If you don't believe in the abolition of government run schools, your views aren't radical enough.)
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To: Tax-chick

Hi, TC!

I'm sorry Wednesday is ailing on a Sunday. And a Spring Sunday as well!


268 posted on 04/01/2007 10:10:06 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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To: rottndog

What's happenin'?

You got sun?


269 posted on 04/01/2007 10:10:46 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh yeah....in Spades...

And nary a cloud in the sky...


270 posted on 04/01/2007 10:12:22 AM PDT by rottndog (WOOF!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!!!!)
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To: rottndog

We have 70 degrees, no wind and 13%. Ahhhhh! Nice! Although I still need a sweater until it gets up to 100....;o]


271 posted on 04/01/2007 10:14:39 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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To: Monkey Face

I need to prop my leg up again, but I'll be back later!


272 posted on 04/01/2007 10:17:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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To: Monkey Face

Same here yesterday and probably today...although we have a little higher humidity...58%.

Nice day. Too bad we have lot's of chores to get done today...Everybody has been sick at some point the past week, so it's cleaning time.


273 posted on 04/01/2007 10:20:38 AM PDT by rottndog (WOOF!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! (How is April these days?))
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To: Monkey Face

I have a large hoist, if you need it...

See Ya.


274 posted on 04/01/2007 10:21:24 AM PDT by rottndog (WOOF!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! (How is April these days?))
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To: rottndog

I have a patio full of boxes and a living room that looks like an obstacle course, but it will all be here tomorrow. I don't do NUTHIN' on Sundays, unless it's a matter of life and death.

It's a day of REST! So I do!


275 posted on 04/01/2007 10:24:40 AM PDT by Monkey Face (If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.)
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To: Monkey Face

I would love to rest all day today...

But my to do list doesn't stop growing on Sundays.


276 posted on 04/01/2007 10:27:28 AM PDT by rottndog (WOOF!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! (How is April these days?))
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To: John Robinson
Mice? I've got just the solution...


277 posted on 04/01/2007 10:28:05 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Monkey Face
Oh... my Gods......


278 posted on 04/01/2007 10:31:35 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (What would a free man do?)
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To: Dead Corpse

Rats....you beat me to it....


279 posted on 04/01/2007 10:35:58 AM PDT by rottndog (WOOF!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! (How is April these days?))
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To: Dead Corpse
Try again...

280 posted on 04/01/2007 10:40:07 AM PDT by rottndog (WOOF!!! HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! (How is April these days?))
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