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From Wikipedia (So it must be true!)
Richard Belzer:
After high school, he worked as a reporter for the Bridgeport Post.
He attended Dean Junior College in Franklin, MA for a year and a part of a semester
before being asked to leave for leading too many student demonstrations.
According to one interview, he was majoring in Physical Education.
After leaving college, Belzer was encouraged by his father to enlist in the Army.
He soon realized he was unsuitable for the military and tried to get out,
and eventually he was successful at terminating his enlistment early.
After the Army, Belzer moved to New York City and began working as a stand-up comic.

Wow. A high school grad, army drop out.
How's that "stand-up comic" gig working for ya' Ricky...