As Rudeo said on 9/11: "On 9/11 I announce as the 9/11 candidate. I would not even be here on 9/11 if 9/11 had not happened. I own 9/11.
9/11 is my lucky number. Even my dog is named 9/11. And my wife has 9/11 tattoed on her thigh.
I get up at 911 AM everyday and retire at 911 PM. I only buy cars that get 9 to 11 miles to the gallon. 9/11 is the lottery number I play everyday. I live on 911 Ninth Street at the corner of 11th Avenue.
I'm buying the 7/11 store chain and renaming it 9/11.
9/11 will be forever embedded in the memory of 9/11 post-America. I shall make 9/11 a national holiday....that's why I'm running.