Come on...change the link back to The Onion....
"Mayor of 9/11" runs for "President of 9/11"
Speaking of The Onion :
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/58750/print/
Giuliani To Run For President Of 9/11:
February 21, 2007 | Issue 43•08
NEW YORK—At a well-attended rally in front of his new Ground Zero headquarters Monday, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani officially announced his plan to run for president of 9/11.
"My fellow citizens of 9/11, today I will make you a promise," said Giuliani during his 18-minute announcement speech in front of a charred and torn American flag. "As president of 9/11, I will usher in a bold new 9/11 for all."
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