[dighton]

Gusev

[Billthedrill]

Yeppers, that Chekhov, one big bundle of chuckles. I doubt it'd be anything so romantic as a shark, though. Mostly small marine wildlife like the stuff you see in SpongeBob Squarepants...

In any case, my idea really isn't that practical, I guess. For one thing cannonballs are heavy and you'd have to explain to the passengers that they're only for the dead bodies. I don't see how you could work that happily into the pre-flight greetings even with free peanuts. Well, maybe on Jet Blue...