[Eric in the Ozarks]

I call on a couple of paper companies that have become infected with the emmissions disease. They have spent their shareholder money fussing over what they can buy or sell to something called the Chicago Climate Exchange.
Glad I don't own stock.

[Ole Okie]

The paper companies can do the world a favor by curbing the fartlike emissions of their paper mills. Now that is an emission that doesn't need any further explanation once you smell it.