LOL..it was the squeaker toy...that just cracked me up just thinking of it.
Of course with Sissy Chrissy Matthews...you might need to add a squirt to the squeak...because he is a spitter, might as well add some moisture going back at him...hehehe
How about an Elephant squeaker toy that squirts water out it's trunk for inquisitors like spit Mathews that cannot seem to keep their nasty saliva to themselves?