[samantha]

Good news, discovery is a wonderful thing sometimes. Val is too young to get retirement without an act of Congress. She is the dope that quit, and she has no malady that would keep her from working. If she wants to work at what she is really well suited to do she better do it quickly or botox up because nobody will pay a wrinkled old Hooker a dime. Well maybe a dime or maybe a quarter, but no more.

[Barset]

The Wilson cohort in Congress is pushing for a special Act so that Val collects early.

I'll have to check out which congress-critters initiated this.