[montag813]

Was this in the Onion?

[Virginia Ridgerunner]

Not with foolishness like this...

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1800471/posts

[antisocial]

"Looking fresh after a five-country trip south of the border, the president reviewed Republican accomplishments during his administration:"

Where he promised them that he would do everything in his power to give amnesty to as many hispanics as he possibly could.

[bushfamfan]

Bush has shown nothing but weakness and the Demonrats are feeding on it. He and the 'leaders' of the GOP show no ability against the liberal scumbags. Time to change this disaster and put a man like Duncan Hunter in the position to straighten this mess out. The GOP is is dire straights looking for direction and, hopefully, it realizes it's going to need a fighter.

[brazzaville]

Good morning.

Didn't W call Bob Dole? He doesn't need two years to get it done.

Michael Frazier

[doug from upland]

Two years? March 2009 is a little too late.

[Random Access]

The only way Republicans will win back the House, Senate and White House in 2008 would be for both Bush and Cheney to resign and let the country live with President Pelosi for two years.

That is, of course, if there still is a country after those two years.

[surely_you_jest]

On the whole, Bush has been an unmitigated disaster.

Two more years of this will not result in any discernible improvement.

To my way of thinking, Bush's biggest problem is that he continues to channel his inner LBJ. And I thought LBJ sucked pond scum.

[DustyMoment]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I don't know. I think he's been in Washington too long. He's starting to live up to his "all hat, no cattle" reputation.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

Bush is back drinking again.

[WalterSkinner]

..If you are serious, Mr. President, about "Rebuilding Our Republican Majority"--Let's Build That Fence!

[ronnie raygun]

Restore border security and then we'll talk!

[Leatherneck_MT]

Not going down the current road he won't.

[pollyannaish]

Wow. This is quite an illuminating thread.

"Hey everybody! Let's lose and blame our team...and then everyone will see just how bad it is under Pelosi and we'll win even though what we are doing now is exactly the same thing and there isn't any difference between what we're doing and what they're doing. I hate them all! See how smart and truly conservative I am? Heck, I'm brilliantly principled. Nothing but the best for me, me me!"

Unbelievable. Are we sure that Freepers are smart?

[stevio]

I can't concisely put into words my disappointment in his presidency. I guess the wuss doesn't fall far from the tree.

[af_vet_rr]

I'll tell you how he'll do it. All of those illegal aliens he said he wanted to make legal this week will be more than happy to vote for him. Twelve million new Republican voters will do wonders for the party potency.

[WhiteGuy]

Bush promises to restore party potency in two years........


yeah, of course he means the mexican socialist party......

[dfwgator]

Bush promises to restore party potency in two years

In a related story, Matt Millen promises to have the Detroit Lions in the the Super Bowl in two years.

[LexBaird]

We've got a strong record to run on," Mr. Bush said as members of Congress dined on beef tenderloin and jumbo shrimp.

There's a diet for politicians; red meat and oxymorons.

[steve-b]

President Bush, standing in front of a banner that read "Rebuilding Our Republican Majority"

Did they paint that on the back side of the "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" banner?