LM: Ring, Ring - Lockheed Martin, Help Desk.
F22: Yeah, my systems are down!
LM: Sure, sorry about that. I'll need to get your name, call sign and extension to log your problem. All of our support people are tied up on other calls at this time. CLICK!
"LM: Ring, Ring - Lockheed Martin, Help Desk."
I hope the pilot has no problem understanding the Indian accent.
LOL
Tech Support: "Please for to be rebooting your computer, sir."