[FastCoyote]

Let me tell ya a story bout a man named John

A Poor amblance chaser barely kept his family fed

Then one day he was shootin fer some votes

When up came a pander, more than he could tote

Class Warfare, Flip Floppin, Breck Shampoo

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Y'all come on down to the Edwards farm, ya hear! See ya real soon!

[nctexan]

"Y'all come on down to the Edwards farm, ya hear! See ya real soon!"

He's just a po' white boy who overcame racial prejudice and grew to be a rich white woman metrosexual whatchamacallit.

[Right Wing Assault]

How 'bout John-Boy sets up a tent city for the homeless on the back 40, at least until they are ready to put in the soccer field?