You know, on second thought, I'm sitting here in Jersey with a major snowstorm impending, so Jeff has the day off tomorrow. I wasn't planning on this, but in your honor, I'm now going to get $hitfaced drunk and get back to you in a few hours. This should be fun.
Well, I'd reconsider that plan, but anyone who suggests that investing in the stock market isn't gambling, needs to reassess their reality.
I have more invested in the stock market than I'm comfortable in mentioning out loud, but it's a lot, and I know it's a gamble.