[atomic conspiracy]

Rooney had a distinguished record as a Stars and Stripes correspondant during World War 2, but that was only because the Soviet Union was on our side then.

[Dick Vomer]

Rooney had a distinguished record as a Stars and Stripes correspondant during World War 2,

...well gee, then he must know all there is to know about military life after lugging his typewriter all over Europe and Asia. I hear that those paper cuts are brutal.... and the hemorrhoids from sitting on yer a## can be quite uncomfortable...