Sad pro-life ping :-(
these same sick people who designed these cards should look into other insane e-card options:
maybe one of these
Sorry, you are fired but take heart, there are more jobs
Divorce is difficult, but two can cheat you know.
Failed in school again? relax, life is made easy with a GED.
I am sorry about your car wreck, least you werent the other guy
I am sorry I ran the red light and killed your dog, please accept this gift certificate to Petco.
Life is full of unexpected bumps, the one on the mountain trail was just a little too bumpy. But it was a beautiful place for your dear one to fall.
How about "Abortion Credits" that a woman can pay to offset her "loss" and assuage her guilt? Kind of like "Carbon Credits."