OK, somebody's got to say it (and my first joke about "Sky King" was already taken - thank, Penny.) so..... WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING ON HIS HEAD?!?!?
I think it's just a big microphone.
WHAT THE HECK IS THAT THING ON HIS HEAD?!?!?
It's a flower pot. Poor chap is senile. No wonder you can't speak bad about him....