One of my favorites:
There was a young lady of Chichester
Who made all the saints in their niches stir.
One morning at matins
Her breasts in white satin
Made the Bishop of Chichester's britches stir.
Good riddance. The coming shakeup will be intriguing.
TC
The questions should be: "Can you elect a conservative, or will this seat go to the Demoncrats?"