Somebody needs to publically snatch Ibrahim Hooper's kufi cap off his fat head and use it for..well, never mind.
Anyway, if CAIR ever comes to South Carolina, they can hold their conference at Maurice Bessinger's Piggy Park BBQ in West Columbia.
(No joke, it's a great place to eat, for us Crusaders.)
http://www.cair-net.org/muhammad/page.asp?pageid=pressclip&pressclipid=14
CAIR - South Carolina
P.O. Box 806
(413)
Lexington, SC 29071
Contact Name: Chaudhry Sadiq
Main Telephone: 803-233-1809
Fax Number: 413-677-5733
Email: info@southcarolina.cair.com
But there may be hope for SC, although this is from 2004
http://www.danielpipes.org/comments/19039