[redstates4ever]

So, do any of you Freepers plan to spend your hard earned dollars vacationing in any of these countries? /sarc

[NRA2BFree]

So, do any of you Freepers plan to spend your hard earned dollars vacationing in any of these countries? /sarc

There won't be any money left. Haven't you heard, Bush took the US check book with him, and he's been writing huge checks in every country he has visited. Has it done any good for America? NO!! It NEVER will. They hate us! They always have, and they always will. Jealousy is a terrible thing. So is stupidity. Someone should tell elPresidente Jorge Booosh!

[ChadGore]

FREE CHECKING!

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Hippie #1: "Where are all the hot guys?"
Hippie #2: "Where are all the hot girls?"
Hippie #1, Hippie#2: < awkward pause, loving gaze >
Hippie #2: "Armpit hair is hot."
Hippie #1: "I bet I could make a bong out of this purse."

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Young skull full of mush 1:
"Dude, we broke into the illuminoti conspiring new world order masonic nights templar controlled, creature from jeckle island, international corporation!
YSFOM 2: "Dude, it's a head shop."
YSFOM 3: "dude, grab those trees!"
YSFOM 1: "Dude, those buds are hugh!"

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Because it's not *really* political speech until innocent people are running for their lives in terror, right?"

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< said with all the rage a 29 year old living in his parents basement can muster >

"My mothers couch spells like pot!"

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Flip Flops, the lifestyle choice.

Knows all the words to "I feel pretty"

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"I SAID FREE CHECKING, DAMMIT!"

Cop1: He'spassed out.
Cop2: Take his wallet!
Cop1: These hippies don't have jobs.
Cop2: What's that smell?
Cop1: Hemp?

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[honolulugal]

[reagan_fanatic]

"GAY PRIDE!!"

[HighWheeler]

"Dammit. I should have stayed at a Holiday Inn."

[HighWheeler]

"What's in your wallet?"

[digital-olive]

Supa-star!!