[engrpat]

I keep getting emails from DUmmies I know asking how I will feel when my grandchildren are up to their necks in water because of the melting of the world's ice. Try to show them facts and they just come back with more "I feel....". Never let it be said that facts get in their way.

[Sergio]

Just ask them if their glass overflows when the ice in their drink melts.

[SandRat]

All three of my children learned early on that the first time you hear the words "I Feel" in a discussion the individual that uttered them has the weakest argument. Attack with facts. Keep on pressing home the attack with facts using statements to start it like "The facts in this matter state unlike your emotions that,..." Do it nicely in a normal tone of voice and those around you will see the "I Feel" voice get shrill, full of even more emotion, resort to vulgarity, and slander. Told them to smile broadly and continue to press home the attack with renewed vigor. Funny how the rest of the crowd suddenly realizes the "I Feel" is an idiot and walks away from their former "I Feel" friend or acquaintance.

[6SJ7]

I keep getting emails from DUmmies I know asking how I will feel when my grandchildren are up to their necks in water because of the melting of the world's ice.

Send the DUmmies over the edge by responding that you told your grand kids to only rent apartments above the 5th floor! Liberals, having a poorly developed sense of humor and an overdeveloped sense of self-righteousness, will likely blow a fuse at this point. Lots of fun!

[metesky]

You should have told them that, unlike their grandchildren, yours would be smart enough to start wading towards the new shoreline when the water reached their knees.

[ChildOfThe60s]

You know what I have told the True Believers when they say something like that? Simple.

I tell them that if it is that bad and getting worse as fast as they believe, then they should start enjoying life, because it is way past time for anything to help. Start partying and prepare to kiss your butt goodby.

[sig226]

Tell them that you bought tons of cheap land in western Nevada and Arizona, so your granchildren can sell their beachfront property and invest their billions in carbon dioxide offsets and private jets. They'll be just like just like Al Gore.

It won't help, but it is fun to imagine the little greenies' heads exploding like the guys in Mars Attacks.