wednesday was named after woden - another god
So we should ban all the days of the week and call them 01, 02, 03, etc. And Monday would have to be 01 because you couldn't have the Lord's day be 01.
We need a list of banned words. Here's a start:
Easter, Christmas, days of the week, niggardly, tar-baby, tar-and-feather, alien, refugee.