"Mort Kondrake! I thought he was on OUR side. "
Mort is like a level headed Swede. He drools tobacco juice (blooming idiocy) out of both sides of his mouth.
Nothing negative intended to my Swedish friends.
So does my great-grandma... you have a problem with chewing tobacco? I admit it's messy cleaning her beard.
Alas, not swedish... just Southern.
s/