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Vidal Sassoon: the novel
Weekly Standard ^ | 03/19/2007

Posted on 03/10/2007 6:45:00 AM PST by rhema



TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: sassoon

1 posted on 03/10/2007 6:45:01 AM PST by rhema
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To: rhema

Ewwwwww. WTF?


2 posted on 03/10/2007 7:06:44 AM PST by squarebarb
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To: rhema

Even the humble microbe has a function in the bigger system.


3 posted on 03/10/2007 7:23:56 AM PST by WorkingClassFilth (a.k.a. What a jackass!)
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To: rhema

Aw shucks, even he must have some interesting stories to tell...


4 posted on 03/10/2007 9:32:17 AM PST by sinanju (s)
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To: rhema

"This Romulun may be fetching in her white boots and House of Nine uniform, but she can be beaten. It's in the hair. Bones, set your phaser on 'sassoon' and trim her before she reaches the Jeffries tube."

"My Gawd, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a stylist!"

"Then it looks like... the Omega 13 device! Full power to the handheld dryers, Scottie!"

"I kenna do it, Captain. If I reroute the plasma beam through the Aquanet, she'll blow!"

"Looks like I picked a bad day for helmet head..."


5 posted on 03/10/2007 9:35:39 AM PST by gcruse
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To: gcruse

Your narrative definitely has more literary heft than Vidal's.


6 posted on 03/10/2007 11:58:54 AM PST by rhema ("Break the conventions; keep the commandments." -- G. K. Chesterton)
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To: WorkingClassFilth
Even the humble microbe has a function in the bigger system.

And to the glitterati, we're the humble microbes.

7 posted on 03/10/2007 12:00:05 PM PST by rhema ("Break the conventions; keep the commandments." -- G. K. Chesterton)
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To: sinanju
Aw shucks, even he must have some interesting stories to tell...

And they'd sell in the Enquirer; mine certainly wouldn't, for which I'm grateful.

8 posted on 03/10/2007 12:01:43 PM PST by rhema ("Break the conventions; keep the commandments." -- G. K. Chesterton)
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To: rhema

Heh.

Thanks.


9 posted on 03/10/2007 2:34:28 PM PST by gcruse
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