[John Jorsett]

On the one hand, I applaud this, since I'm getting sick of their crap showing up in my in-box. On the other hand, anyone buying a stock touted in one of these emails is a moran and probably would just be conned out of the money by squirrels in the park anyway.

[dubie]

you mean those emails are not real??? Oh sh*t!!!! /s

[Enterprise]

"I want to assure our investors that Asgard Holdings has had spectacular success on 579 worlds!"

[kcordell]

I wish they would check into a company called Fidelity Media whhile their at it.

[Caramelgal]

By the headline I thought perhaps Monty Python had run amok at the NYSE.