Care about global warming, not Anna Nicole

The Herald Bulletin ^ | March 06, 2007 | Gale Craig

[L98Fiero]

My "Care-O-Meter" just ain't moving for either one.

[Parmenio]

I completely disagree with the premise of the article. Anna Nicole Smith is more important than global warming.

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

"Anyone with a Bachelor of Science degree in basket weaving or journalism can be called a scientist."

But, you're more authoritative if you're a divinity school dropout.

[presidio9]

Anna Nicole Smith is more important than global warming.

We can scientifically document the fact that Anna Nicole Smith exists (or DID exist). Can we say the same about Global Warming?

[Zuben Elgenubi]

We hear of other “scientists” who also are doubtful, but their credentials are usually not specified. Anyone with a Bachelor of Science degree in basket weaving or journalism can be called a scientist.

"Scientists" such as Gale Craig, the author of this scientific endeavor.

[presidio9]

"Anyone with a Bachelor of Science degree in basket weaving or journalism can be called a scientist."

Where would one obtain a Bachelor of Science degree in basket weaving anyway?

[flashbunny]

I believe anna nicole smith may have caused global warming.

Have you noticed how much colder the temperature has been since she died? Someone should investigate the connection.

I'd like a $5 million grant from the government to study it.

[NeilGus]

Kind of reminsd me of the DDT discussion.

OK so everyone doesn't agree that DDT is harmful to the enviornment, what is the harm is banning it anyway? Millions of deaths later, we now know.

[theDentist]

I care more for Anna than global warming, because Anna was real, and a tragic example for all.

[coloradan]

The physics is complex but not so complex as to be beyond basic understanding by most citizens. Do we wish to leave a livable planet for our descendants, or would we rather use their potential inheritance for our immediate gratification?

Don't think, just act. Either adopt global socialism now, or we shall all perish.

[Rio]

The fundamentals of global warming are simple enough that they should not overstress the average intelligence. /snip/ With too much carbon dioxide the planet would be like Venus, much too warm for life as we know it.

Maybe this writer of average intelligence failed to notice that Venus is considerably closer to the sun than we are.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Anna had bigger boobs than Global Warming.

Case closed.

[Vinnie]

I care about both of them.





and Global warming.

[Redcloak]

Anna Nichole Smith really existed. She is not a myth; unlike anthropogenic global warming.

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

Even weirder would be a BS degree in journalism.

[ssaftler]

We can scientifically document the fact that Anna Nicole Smith exists (or DID exist)

I dunno about that, there were parts of her that defied many a scientific analysis.

[rwa265]

I can say with 100% certainty that global warming exists. And the major cause of global warming is the sun. And after this colder than normal whether we've been having lately, I can't wait for the sun to be in the sky longer each day and bring us more global warming.

[ssaftler]

Anna had bigger boobs than Global Warming.

Anna's boobs vs. Al Gore? Sounds like a toss-up to me!

[Bob]

Where would one obtain a Bachelor of Science degree in basket weaving anyway?

Why, in journalism school, of course.