she's not allowed to date until she's 40 or I'm dead....whichever comes first. At 18 boys are all testosterone...and they're not going to practice on my little girl. I always make it a point to tell prospective dates about my days in the special forces and I how I learned to kill silently and without detection...
Sofa you need to add that you're not afraid to go "back" to prison" . ..
LOL---I have a better idea. My 21 year old is a marathoner--we taught her to RUN!
Carry a pistol. Tell the date that pistol can turn into a shotgun if he gets too carried away....
shotgun as in "wedding". There's too many of this "babiez mommas" and "babiez daddies" around as it is.
My son is handsome, IQ at 157, blonde, cuter than can be, a al Leo de Caprio and 26 and a conservative, educated in a big 10, sarcatic as his Mom. which makes him funny when you get used to him.
Give us a ping when she's ready (and you are).