I know *exactly* what you mean. Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?
It's why we are all here.
Poetic interlude.
"I know", she said.
"I know", he said.
Together they said, "WE KNOW!".
And I said, "Don't tell me,
I'm not here, I'm in VIETNAM, BABY!".