I believe he's live! HOORAY!
LAX passenger hides objects in his body; bomb squad called
A preliminary investigation appeared to rule out a theory that Al-Maliki may have been looking for weaknesses in security or was rehearsing for a terrorist act, federal and local law enforcement authorities said.
Yeah right! *roll eyes*
He had a rock, chewing gum and thin wire filament in his rectum for crying out loud. That's perfectly normal, I use my rectum as a substitute for a purse all the time. /sarcasm!