[KarlInOhio]

The vampire hunters told police the three-foot-long wooden steak had been driven into the ground and through the late president's heart.

Did they have a fiber optic camera to put into the grave to make sure they hit the target, or are they just counting on blind aim to lead them to the heart? They might have just staked his spleen.

[antidean]

Geraldo is opening the casket live tonight at 11:34 pm on Fox.