You hijack an important thread about a crucial topic that ...
Oh nevermind. I couldn't keep typing that with a straight face.
But I had you going there for a minute, didn't I? Not using contractions and employing words like "Truly"?
Dang, that missive reminds me of some of the brow-beating I got for daring to start a "Anna Nicole--Still Dead" thread during her funeral.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus