Spear-Chucking Chimps .....(implications for human evolution ? NOT)

Human Events ^ | 03/07/2007 | Joseph Farah

[Conspiracy Guy]

I am a pilot. Does my ability to operate an aircraft mean I am evolving into a bird? So many questions so little time.

[Grizzled Bear]

My cat had a tee-pee scratching post. He would put his paw in the "door" and "launch" it about 60 feet. Does this mean cats are developing missile technology?

[ClearCase_guy]

Given the current climate on what you can say and what you can't say ... I'm not sure that you can say "Spear Chucking".

[newheart]

"chimpanzees in Senegal regularly fashion wooden spears and hunt other primates with them"

Spears don't kill primates, primates do.

[newheart]

"chimpanzees in Senegal regularly fashion wooden spears and hunt other primates with them"

Spears don't kill primates, primates do.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

The chimps saw it on TV.

[Hoodlum91]

"Does my ability to operate an aircraft mean I am evolving into a bird? "

Yes. Start looking for feathers to sprout.

[IrishMike]

I like eating Pizza,
that make me Italian ?

Irish Mike

[dfwgator]

Spear-Chucking Chimps

That's Racist!

[Hoodlum91]

"Does this mean cats are developing missile technology?"

Yes - watch out for the cats. They meet secretly to solidify their plans to conquer the world. They have developed a very intricate method of communication using the wires in the walls of your house. That's why every once in awhile they start staring at the wall and meowing at it. They are receiving instruction.

Once they learn how to open a can of cat food all hope is lost. We'll have to start living in underground caves.

[IrishMike]

"Does this mean cats are developing missile technology?"
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Of course not,
but if the cat donates to the DNC,
then it can buy the technology.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Gotta run. I have a nest to build.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Me too

[RichInOC]

Darn...beat me to it.

[Alter Kaker]

Let the evolutionists isolate these chimps and do whatever they want to them, change their environment, let them watch "Tarzan" movies, allow them to listen to self-empowerment CDs, permit them to interact with people. Do this for generations. You know what you will have when you're all done? Chimps.

Somebody needs to buy Mr. Farah an Introduction to Biology textbook. If selection is taking place, chimp DNA will change. Period.

[DancesWithBolsheviks]

What about those chimps who don't figure out how to make spears? Will the spear hunting chimps be forced to give half of their fresh meat to them? What about their self esteem? Will chimps demand that one can only hunt with wood tipped spears and not have them enhanced with stone?

[usslsm51]

Jail them criminals!

[IrishMike]

Will chimps demand that one can only hunt with wood tipped spears and not have them enhanced with stone?

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Every society, even the chimps need victims. We'll call these Democrat Chimps. They will want a chimp government so to speak, that will tax the stronger chimps who are successful and more productive.
We'll call these successful chimps ... conservative chimps.

[narby]

Joe Farah is an idiot.

It appeared like he would make World Net Daily into a genuine mainstream news outlet, until he got wound up with this anti-evolution faith.