For some reason when I thought of Hillary, the "Addams Family" theme kept pounding in my brain - with the words "Hillary [Forrest] Gump. After letting it rattle around in my brain a while, I came up with this as a first draft:
Hillary Gump
Hillary Gump
Hillary Gump, out on the stump, boy what a chump.
She's screechy and she's cheesy
her voice will make you queasy
Her 'Black like Me" schtick's sleazy,
It's standard Hillary!.
Hillary Gump
Hillary Gump
Hillary Gump, out on the stump, boy what a chump.
And when she puts that drawl on,
it starts your skin a crawlin'
Charisma ain't her callin'
It's standard Hillary!
Hillary Gump
Hillary Gump
Hillary Gump, out on the stump, boy what a chump.
the public's clearly seein'
right through the "Black Like Me"in'
No stiffer human bein's
alive than Hillary!
And she lived on Durango Street!