Any news on Santa Claus?
Santa and the easter bunny were seen talking with Elvis.
"Any news on Santa Claus?"
Last I heard he ran away with the tooth fairy and is having a steamy "Mile High" affair. Ms. Claus and elves are devastated. Ms. Claus last seen buying adult diapers at local K-Mart.
It's a race to see whether Bun Bun kills Santa first or Santa and his black op elves take out the switchblade wielding bunny first.
My money's on Bun Bun.
Time to die, elf boy!