[Ramius]

...and they are not saying that they think he was testing us, only that his behavior was strange. What a joke. This PC bull is gonna be our demise.

He had a rock from another planet up his butt, to alleviate stress. Sorry, Muslim or not this guy's not got all his oars in the water. :-)

[muawiyah]

Or, he had an artificial "rock" that's actually a magnet with no sharp edges, hooked up to allow him to relax his sphincter muscle after defecation.

This stuff is fully described on the internet. Notice that you are not seeing quote marks around what this man is supposed to have said.

Could be he was so mortified to find his anus under intense examination by strangers he reverted to some pretty basic pidgin English.

Think about what you'd be doing if the TSA guys started pulling at the wires hooked up to your rectum.