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To: mfnorman

Probably just a new style of pacemaker..


121 posted on 03/06/2007 4:45:28 PM PST by silentreignofheroes (When the Last Two Prophets are taken, there will be no Tommorrow!)
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To: silentreignofheroes

"Probably just a new style of pacemaker.."

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LATE LAST NIGHT AT HEATHROW:


"Excuse me, Guvnuh, we're going to have to detain you.



"Why would that be?"


"It appears we've detected a terrorist device in your anus..."



"Tis NOT...!!!"


"Would you please 'ave a look at the screen here?"


"Oh, that...."


"Could you PLEASE elaborate on 'that'...???"


"It's a defibrillator for my son's parrot."


"Tis NOT..!!"


"YES IT IS...!!!...See, he's right here, in my carry on.."


"Looks DEAD to me...."


"Tis NOT...!!!"


"Look, I just poked him with this inspection wand...and he didn't even BLINK...."


"'ES just napping".....


etc.


146 posted on 03/06/2007 5:29:17 PM PST by JB in Whitefish
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