I just saved a bundle on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.
Airport security: so easy a caveman can do it.
Oh boy, another great law by Congress. Now our supposed safety aides in Homeland Security may go on strike if Muslims invade the Tampa Airport in great numbers. After all, unions love to strike when there is just too much to handle! Oh those Dems. We will not profile Muslims, but boy howdy, we will give strike permission to TSA. Yipe.