Skip to comments.
Global Warming: now it hits brothels (Global Warming Blamed For Lack Of Hookers)
Metro.Co.Uk ^
| March 6, 2007
Posted on 03/06/2007 5:35:12 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Brothel owners in Bulgaria are blaming global warming for staff shortages.
They claim their best girls are working in ski resorts because a lack of snow has forced tourists to seek other pleasures.
Petra Nestorova, who runs an escort agency in Sofia, said: 'We have hired students, but they are temps and nothing like our elite girls.'
TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: globalwarming; manbearpig
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-22 next last
I've heard Global Warming blamed for a lot of things but this is the FUnniest one yet. Send in Algore to investigate! ManBearPig!
1
posted on
03/06/2007 5:35:13 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
Which ski resorts? I'll go check out this story...
2
posted on
03/06/2007 5:37:11 AM PST
by
Mr. K
(Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
To: Mr. K
3
posted on
03/06/2007 5:38:11 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: PJ-Comix
'We have hired students, but they are temps and nothing like our elite girls.' Doing jobs that the professionals won't do.
4
posted on
03/06/2007 5:39:07 AM PST
by
neodad
(USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
To: neodad
LOL
New name for sluts "elite".
5
posted on
03/06/2007 5:41:41 AM PST
by
angcat
("IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM")
To: PJ-Comix
Petra Nestorova, who runs an escort agency in Sofia, said: 'We have hired students...Hmmmm....intriguing.
To: PJ-Comix
Hiring students? Work-study programs have changed a lot since I was in college.....
7
posted on
03/06/2007 5:56:46 AM PST
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s......you weren't really there)
To: ChildOfThe60s
Hiring students?School of Hard Knocks?
To: ChildOfThe60s
Imagine if these are internships...
I'd love to just browse the course catalog...
To: PBRSTREETGANG
I think you mean School of Hard Knockers.
I blame the lack of hookers on Bill Clinton.
10
posted on
03/06/2007 6:46:08 AM PST
by
Holicheese
(I love shrimp and grits.)
To: PJ-Comix
Latest Weather Channel Headline:
GORE'S GLOBAL FLATULENCE EMPTIES CAT HOUSE!
11
posted on
03/06/2007 6:53:49 AM PST
by
rusureitflies?
(OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD! There, I said it. Prove me wrong.)
To: ejonesie22
Oral Sex 101
Visiting professor: Bill Clinton
No final exam, just lots of pop quizes, and an independent study option for extra credit.
12
posted on
03/06/2007 7:33:30 AM PST
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s......you weren't really there)
To: Mr. K
This is a bogus story...some reporter looking for some weird statement in a local Bulgarian paper, and just found some dimwit to say it.
Bulgaria is booming on tourism from Germany and the Netherlands...with tens of thousands of Germans making the weekly runs over to the coastline. Probably a 50 percent increase in money and young guys over the past four years. So there are more than enough hookers...from Russia and the Ukraine being brought in...to help “manage” the situation. And for those who wonder...Bulgaria is becoming the “Myrtle Beach” of Europe...with good reasonable (almost cheap) prices...plenty of good food...cheap booze...and hot sandy beaches.
To: PBRSTREETGANG
Would you believe School of Hard Bangs?
14
posted on
08/25/2007 9:38:42 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(...oops, did I say that out loud? Bad Rich. BAD Rich.)
To: 1riot1ranger; al baby; albee; Argh; AtomicBuffaloWings; Bacon Man; beaureguard; bedolido; ...
Salacious Ping List ping!
To: pax_et_bonum
To: texianyankee; JayB; markman46; palmer; Bahbah; Paradox; FOG724; Mike Darancette; GreenFreeper; ...
To: PJ-Comix
....staff shortages.... heehee
18
posted on
08/26/2007 6:08:45 PM PDT
by
geopyg
(Don't wish for peace, pray for Victory.)
To: eddie willers
To: PBRSTREETGANG
LOL! Almost exactly the outfit of a stripper I saw 20 years ago except she wore pigtails, had a spiral all-day lollipop, was just slightly pregnant and opened her set with “Like A Virgin”!
20
posted on
08/26/2007 10:18:58 PM PDT
by
skepsel
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-22 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson