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Global Warming: now it hits brothels (Global Warming Blamed For Lack Of Hookers)
Metro.Co.Uk ^ | March 6, 2007

Posted on 03/06/2007 5:35:12 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Brothel owners in Bulgaria are blaming global warming for staff shortages.

They claim their best girls are working in ski resorts because a lack of snow has forced tourists to seek other pleasures.

Petra Nestorova, who runs an escort agency in Sofia, said: 'We have hired students, but they are temps and nothing like our elite girls.'


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: globalwarming; manbearpig
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I've heard Global Warming blamed for a lot of things but this is the FUnniest one yet. Send in Algore to investigate! ManBearPig!
1 posted on 03/06/2007 5:35:13 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

Which ski resorts? I'll go check out this story...


2 posted on 03/06/2007 5:37:11 AM PST by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: Mr. K

Maybe Davos.


3 posted on 03/06/2007 5:38:11 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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'We have hired students, but they are temps and nothing like our elite girls.'

Doing jobs that the professionals won't do.

4 posted on 03/06/2007 5:39:07 AM PST by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
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To: neodad

LOL

New name for sluts "elite".


5 posted on 03/06/2007 5:41:41 AM PST by angcat ("IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM")
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To: PJ-Comix
Petra Nestorova, who runs an escort agency in Sofia, said: 'We have hired students...

Hmmmm....intriguing.


6 posted on 03/06/2007 5:43:42 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: PJ-Comix

Hiring students? Work-study programs have changed a lot since I was in college.....


7 posted on 03/06/2007 5:56:46 AM PST by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s......you weren't really there)
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To: ChildOfThe60s
Hiring students?

School of Hard Knocks?

8 posted on 03/06/2007 6:00:03 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: ChildOfThe60s

Imagine if these are internships...

I'd love to just browse the course catalog...


9 posted on 03/06/2007 6:14:13 AM PST by ejonesie22
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

I think you mean School of Hard Knockers.
I blame the lack of hookers on Bill Clinton.


10 posted on 03/06/2007 6:46:08 AM PST by Holicheese (I love shrimp and grits.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Latest Weather Channel Headline:
GORE'S GLOBAL FLATULENCE EMPTIES CAT HOUSE!


11 posted on 03/06/2007 6:53:49 AM PST by rusureitflies? (OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD! There, I said it. Prove me wrong.)
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To: ejonesie22

Oral Sex 101
Visiting professor: Bill Clinton
No final exam, just lots of pop quizes, and an independent study option for extra credit.


12 posted on 03/06/2007 7:33:30 AM PST by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s......you weren't really there)
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To: Mr. K

This is a bogus story...some reporter looking for some weird statement in a local Bulgarian paper, and just found some dimwit to say it.

Bulgaria is booming on tourism from Germany and the Netherlands...with tens of thousands of Germans making the weekly runs over to the coastline. Probably a 50 percent increase in money and young guys over the past four years. So there are more than enough hookers...from Russia and the Ukraine being brought in...to help “manage” the situation. And for those who wonder...Bulgaria is becoming the “Myrtle Beach” of Europe...with good reasonable (almost cheap) prices...plenty of good food...cheap booze...and hot sandy beaches.


13 posted on 08/25/2007 9:36:04 PM PDT by pepsionice
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

Would you believe School of Hard Bangs?


14 posted on 08/25/2007 9:38:42 PM PDT by RichInOC (...oops, did I say that out loud? Bad Rich. BAD Rich.)
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15 posted on 08/25/2007 9:40:44 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum
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16 posted on 08/26/2007 3:57:59 PM PDT by eddie willers
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17 posted on 08/26/2007 6:02:13 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Will I be suspended again for this remark?)
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To: PJ-Comix

....staff shortages.... heehee


18 posted on 08/26/2007 6:08:45 PM PDT by geopyg (Don't wish for peace, pray for Victory.)
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To: eddie willers

lol!


19 posted on 08/26/2007 7:09:00 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

LOL! Almost exactly the outfit of a stripper I saw 20 years ago except she wore pigtails, had a spiral all-day lollipop, was just slightly pregnant and opened her set with “Like A Virgin”!


20 posted on 08/26/2007 10:18:58 PM PDT by skepsel
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