[skeptoid]

A report from the court. ...

The full name of his religion is "United Global Mankind -- Divine Maintenance and Direction," Lineker said. However, he did tell Svobodny that since his wife doesn't like to participate in the sacrament, it was presently a religion of one person. .....also a member of the Hawaiian Cannabis Ministry.

I wonder how long it takes to absorb a gallon of this sutff through his skin?

[Minn]

Man, don't you bet you smell good after lathering up with that stuff?

[BruceysMom]

He should add a little DMSO, that would speed up the process. Just don't use a cotton ball.

[Jaysun]

human skin becomes like a tongue, said Lineker, able to absorb herbs such as the liquefied cannabis and olive oil....

If it's an illegal substance then that shouldn't make a damn. I can't have cocaine in my house because I think that dusting my hair with it protects me from evil (it does you know).

They shouldn't waste time arguing about whether or not the skin absorbs this or that. It's an illegal substance. You have it, Reverend, so you're guilty of possession.

[robertpaulsen]

".....also a member of the Hawaiian Cannabis Ministry."

Yep. There's something to put on your resume.